It's hard to be ironic in the discussion of religion. (We try.)
Daily Kos tries (The Great Shellfish Debate):
So, Obama points out that the Bible suggests:I know for sure that the (OK) Kosher Certification has not been granted to shellfish.
*slavery is OK
*eating shellfish is an abomination
*The Sermon on the Mount is radical, left-wing
"Oh, don't be silly. Shellfish is OK."