From the Onion:
Israeli President Accused Of Rape
The Israeli parliament agreed to allow President Moshe Katsav to temporarily step down in order to fight possible rape charges. What do you think?
Esther Jones,
Systems Analyst
"Rape charges against the president of Israel? Man, Lebanon is really going to pay for this one somehow."
Lee Marlowe,
Support Staff
"I sure hope he wasn't Bar Mitzvah'ed. He'll serve much less time in prison if he's charged as a juvenile."
Moses Brown,
Social Worker
Well, at least he'll have Palestinian support behind him for having raped a Jew."
3 comments:
You must not be very familiar with the Onion - this is relatively tame.
I read the hard copy Onion every week and get some laughs. This specific attempt isn't funny.
Totally hilarious. And probably written by a Jew. Lighten up.
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