Hebrew Users Unaffected by Gmail Vowel Outage - Google Offers Hebrew Lessons

Gmail is reporting a widespread vowel outage today.

Fortunately Gmail Hebrew users manage daily without vowels and hence are not affected by the failure.

To compensate for the outage and to guarantee uninterrupted service in the future, Google has offered to  teach interested users Hebrew and to convert them to Judaism.

For details see this post at the Gmail blog.