God texts the Ten Commandments
BY JAMIE QUATRO [McSweeney's]1. no1 b4 me. srsly.2. dnt wrshp pix/idols3. no omg's4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool6. dnt kill ppl7. :-X only w/ m88. dnt steal9. dnt lie re: bf10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.ttyl, JHWH...
[hat tip to mimi]
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