Over the weekend I realized how glad Barack must be that the Rev. Wright kerfuffle has had such wide coverage.
What? Obama glad?
You see, lots of rumors were flying around about Barack being a Muslim.
Now everybody knows that he has been sitting in a Christian church for 20 years. That's good for Barack.
Wrong church, you say? I don't worry about that part. Let the one who has the sane clergyman throw the first stone.
[Psst... I heard that Hillary is a Muslim... pass it on. And McClain, well he's a Jain...]