5/26/08

How to Properly Celebrate Jerusalem Day!

I received a spam from a vendor in Israel with the following pitch:

This coming Monday, June 2, Israel celebrates her 41st annual Jerusalem Day! After 19 years of division, our holy Capital was finally reunited in the summer of 1967. To help you celebrate with us, we have discounted a great selection of Jerusalem-related products: books, DVD's, t-shirts, caps, souvenirs, and much, much more. Enjoy!
Of course. Buy a Jerusalem related DVD... at a discount on sale. That is how to celebrate properly the reuniting of "our holy Capital"!

It appears that Israel has indeed become America's 51st state.

1 comment:

bryce said...

"Buy a Jerusalem related DVD... at a discount on sale. That is how to celebrate properly the reuniting of "our holy Capital"!"

On sale, AND at a discount? Cool!

Just kidding, though I'd love to hear some suggestions as to how we ought to celebrate the day properly.