FAQ: Your Three Wishes

The New Yorker: Shouts and Murmurs has a recent piece by David Owen that will make you laugh:

You have been granted three wishes�congratulations. If you wish wisely, your wishes may bring you great happiness. Before wishing, please take a moment to read the following frequently asked questions.

1. Do my wishes have an expiration date?

No. Your wishes are good until used. Once you have made a wish, however, you cannot revoke it, except by using another wish, should any remain....

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