The good old American How To manual. What a wonderful cultural resource.
WikiHow has a page: How to Convert to Judaism.
It has 8 steps, 2 tips and 5 warnings. And guess what? WikiHow has another even more encompassing page, How to Convert People to a New Religion, in case you want to get into the business.
That one has 13 steps, 8 tips and 6 warnings.
While on the subject you may want to know How to Convert an Old TV into a Fish Tank. That entails 10 steps, 5 tips and 5 warnings.
More complex than converting to Judaism.
//repost from 2009//