Monty Python on the Lubavitcher Rebbe

[In this never-aired Monty Python skit a professor tries to return the Rebbe to 770. The segment concludes with this outburst by the professor.]

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This rebbe is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-REBBE!!

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