We are pretty sure Roland is not Jewish.
But is the spunky Illinois politician kosher?
Initially the Senate denied he was kosher, pointing out that his credentials for the Senate, signed by the governor, whose middle name is 'goy', lacked the stamp of the Illinois 'rabbi' i.e., the secretary of state, Jesse White, on his appointment certificate.
Now it seems the posturing by the Senate 'Sanhedrin' is over and the duly appointed politician will get his seat at the table after all.
Mazal tov Roland. Good luck.