Disgraced minister certified sexually kosher

Day is night. Black is white. Up is down. Haggard is heterosexual. Religious leaders are honest. Via the NYTimes.com site:

Haggard Pronounced ‘Completely Heterosexual’

Published: February 6, 2007; Filed at 9:59 a.m. ET

DENVER (AP) -- One of four ministers who oversaw three weeks of intensive counseling for the Rev. Ted Haggard said the disgraced minister emerged convinced that he is ''completely heterosexual.''

Haggard also said his sexual contact with men was limited to the former male prostitute who came forward with sexual allegations, the Rev. Tim Ralph of Larkspur told The Denver Post for a story in Tuesday's edition.

''He is completely heterosexual,'' Ralph said. ''That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing.'' ...


Anonymous said...

Your title, "Disgraced minister certified sexually kosher" led me to think you were about to blast some rabbis. But then I thought, "What, Tzvee would mislead? Naah!"

Tzvee Zahavy said...

Um, when I want to refer to rabbis, I usually call them "rabbis".

Anonymous said...

And when you refer to ministers, you usually employ the word "kosher"?!