Hyundai to sell new Oyveh all purpose vehicle

Hyundai announced plans to sell their new Oyveh all purpose vehicle.

Based on the frame of a school bus it will include - of course - a matzo oven in the rear of the vehicle. In front of the oven the Oyveh will have an electronic sukkah roof that rolls out kosher schach. The luxury model's seats flip back to reveal an in-vehicle-mikva. The sound system has kol-isha filtering and a dedicated JM-AM satellite receiver. The 3 button T-T-S ram's horn can be used on Rosh Hashanah and year-round. The Oyveh comes with six installed child seats. The BoroPark Edition comes with red velvet sofa-seats and chandelier lighting.

You'll be proud to park a white and red two-tone or a bright yellow Oyveh on your lawn in Monsey or Spring Valley. Hurry in to your dealer now.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's cute -- and presented in a much nicer manner than a similar post. Thanks!